A Mail from my aunt... HILARIOUS!

preetham,

what? englis lesson? in kaalai malar me think it at 2 time. evening. pm, pm. yes, yes, they call pm for evening. mornig then cm, eh? what these englis people? mix politics with language. silly, huh. very angry. Angry, angry coming when i thinks of these undercooked people. hahaha you know that story? baking people, then call them bekku.

god, ya ya, god living up in skys, he make doll peoples. first he put in oven. come out very black. verry burn. he put them in africa.

next set, he take out verry early to avoid burn. under-cooked & yukky white. put them in europe.

next set, he verry careful, ok? understand? listening no? dont sleep. important part of story. no, dont likes to call it story. it is real. heart tells me my mind is wrong if it calls story. ok ok heart, i call it real. satisfy? ya, now heart happy. ready for remainding story? preethi, preethi, wake up. now important part.

then god put set in oven, this time not too long, not too short, but correct time. like just right serial. you eat what serial? just wrong? ok ok all coco only, very bad girl.

ok, god take out at correct time. this time he amazed. no, not black. no, no definitely no white. no, no. only correct browns. nice golden brown like with canola cooking oil. attractive. god almost put in his mouth. then assistant, siva, running come & say, oh god, no, no dont eat. looking nice not tasting nice. eat people then other people call you cunning ball. God get angry then say, why call me ball ? i only eat not bounce. siva verry long time to please god & throw that brown set people on earth. they land in india. our mother country no? indians well cooked in canola oil.

enjoy story? no, no heart blooding . soory heart not story, real, real. happy heart now.
my heart verry emotion.

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